Ooh look, it's Vivienne Westwood in Juergen Teller's new book Get a Life, which features images from the designer's spring/summer 2010 campaign. You remember... the one with a skanky-looking Pamela Anderson. And continuing That's Not My Age's unroyal wedding theme, here's a quote from The Dame on The Dress:
'I would have loved to have dressed Kate Middleton but I have to wait until she catches up a bit somewhere with style.'
Now I could have used the image of Westwood knickerless at Buckingham Palace, but that would have been rude - wouldn't it?