Sarah Burton, of McQueen, Designs Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Dress

Kate Middleton chooses a Sarah Burton, of McQueen, creation for her Royal Wedding dress.

The dress, designed by Burton, has a lace applique bodice and skirt, and veil. The bride has paired this with a Cartier tiara lent to Kate Middleton by the queen.

Sarah Burton described creating the future Queen's dress as being the "experience of a lifetime".

Kate and Will, Ice-Cream Flavour

Like or not, the country is going Royal Wedding crazy. Kitsch souvenirs of tea towels, mugs and t-shirts are in every magazine, website, and shop we set our eyes on. Thankfully we have a rather tasteful souvenir of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s big day – an ice-cream flavour! Now you can gorge to your heart’s content on the momentous day (Friday 29 April) thanks to Dri Dri gelateria on Portobello Road and Sydney Street, Chelsea. Let’s hope the sunshine stays!

Get a Life

Ooh look, it's Vivienne Westwood in Juergen Teller's new book Get a Life, which features images from the designer's spring/summer 2010 campaign. You remember... the one with a skanky-looking Pamela Anderson. And continuing That's Not My Age's unroyal wedding theme, here's a quote from The Dame on The Dress:

'I would have loved to have dressed Kate Middleton but I have to wait until she catches up a bit somewhere with style.'

Now I could have used the image of Westwood knickerless at Buckingham Palace, but that would have been rude - wouldn't it?